Screaming she replies: - What? It turns out that all those long hours of study lawyers put in helps nature a special kind of cynical wit.
You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents.
You're so ugly you have to trick or treat through the phone.
So I called him a pencil-necked cop.
" Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat! " The man weakly replies: "Not only that, it appears that we also ran out of bullets! " Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently.