Everyone can do better than that.
The next time you order a cheese pizza and it's the weekend and you're once again reminded of how single you are, you're going to think about this meme and try your best to laugh rather than cry although you might want to do both.
A relationship is a partnership, and nobody should be keeping score.
Women need another piece of the puzzle in order for their attraction to grow.
You have often joked with your friends about setting the bar low about the kind of people that you want to date and you have said that you just want a guy who has a job, his own apartment, and who can shower on a regular basis.
I just am not interested.